Mixed Reviews of Al Amir and Maiden

Al Amir’s chicken shawarma dish with rice at lunch was such juicy tender chicken. And the babaganoush was surprisingly good, with a really smooth appearance and texture that I was suspicious at first, but the flavor was neither too garlicky or smoky- and it definitely had good flavor rather then overcooked eggplant blandness, which happens far to often. Wonderful surprised. It was a shame that the hummus and rice were pretty bland and the pita bread not fluffy fresh (they are warm but that’s it, no different tasting then what you could get at the store and warm up yourself), so except for the chicken and baba ganoush not anything to write about (so I’ll just stop now).

Karam is just around the corner and I plan to visit there sometime, so perhaps I’ll compare then. Certainly I already know their hummus and pitas don’t measure up to Madena of the Pearl, though their chicken is better (but then Madena has great falafal- it comes dry but is helped by a sauce they drape on it… though I didn’t try Al Amir’s falafal.) Honestly, Madena’s hummus and pita isn’t the best I’ve had, but passes enough muster until I find my replacement for my Chicago standbys.

 

Admittedly, I was drawn to The Maiden because of a drink I had read in a magazine. The Trunk Monkey is a concoction of New Deal’s Hot Monkey chili pepper vodka, muddled lime, pineapple juice, and a dash of grenadine. That vodka really made the drink- I could taste the burn on my tongue and down my throat, and it was a good warmth. New Deal’s distillery is actually in this neighborhood and I hope to visit their tasting room some day and will be bringing a bottle of this home to mix drinks with in the future, definitely.The tapas disappointed though. The bacon wrapped dates stuffed with manchego cheese were great- if you only wanted to taste bacon wrapped dates. And, the patatas bravas (fried potatoes with tomato frito sauce), a classic seemingly easy dish, wasn’t spicy at all, though the potatoes were at least cooked perfectly- it was the sauce that failed. I had been too full to order my other dish I use to judge tapas- tortillas- but I don’t think I missed out.

 

Just goes to prove that you can’t win them all- I find that most restaurants don’t excel with all their offerings on the menu, and the trick is to be lucky enough or in the know enough to pick the winners. That’s where so far, I’ve found refuge in Yelp and Portland Food and Drink, but nothing as trustworthy as my sources of lthforum in Chicago yet.
Maybe I just look at the world through rose-tinted glasses, but I hope that if I hear a good review and if not all the food is excellent, there must at least be a couple dishes that the chef excels at that made him a chef rather then any other Joe Schmoe cooking at home. The trick is, whether the rest of the experience was good enough to warrant another try- hopefully there was at least a hint of something done right in one of the dishes to flag potential. What happens after that- maybe I discover their star dish that is the only dish I order but is otherwise a perfect to me concoction, or I have a few dates and have to cut my losses and break up (like I did with Typhoon. First time I went I really disliked it, but it was nearby Thai and I stumbled upon a fall special 08 of tilapia with basil and bacon and chili fried rice, and then their pine cone fish and miang kum offering, before wanting to send back dishes like several of their basic noodle dishes that were worse then even standard Americanized Thai hole in the walls’ attempts). Even Thomas Keller and Grant Achatz can’t please every palate with every dish- just like art it’s also the perception of the individual, but just because someone isn’t Michelangelo doesn’t mean that they can’t produce some pieces you really like, as long as that sniff of real talent is there.

Al Amir gave me that sniff of potential with the execution of that chicken, but The Maiden- well, maybe more of an after dinner drink place before hitting the food carts at Hawthorne.

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Pancakes

Slappy Cakes takes a cue from fondue, korean bbq, and sukiyaki restaurant establishments but with an American modern cut: pancakes. This newly opened restaurant has its patrons cooking their own pancakes on a stainless steel plate (so no smoky aromas afterwards follow them a la korean bbq). The space is open and bright, with most of the seatings being 4-tops (6 if everyone is skinny) though there are also some that are more like a long "bar" of 4-tops with grills between every 4. Each booth already has all the accompaniments, such as blueberry, cranberry, marionberry, and maple syrups, as well as various hot sauces. Contemporary art along the walls celebrate the breakfast, varying from art showing pancakes in its various stages before consumption (and functioning as a large "step by step how to do this pancake thing" guide for pancake making novices) to photos of people posing happily with one of their menu offerings. The bright core crayola palette puts you in both a happy mood while also evoking memories of the childlike joy of a Saturday morning breakfast with family.

 

 

 

 

 

They don't just have pancakes here: there are many other breakfast offerings, and after 11am they also have several lunch offerings from their grill. But, how could I come here and not try the pancakes? There was a choice of buttermilk, pumpkin (the seasonal offering) and I think buckwheat and a vegan version. Everyone at the table got the buttermilk if they were having pancakes- all traditionalists. The batter appears in a squeeze bottle, the easier to make your little round circles. Seriously though next time I come here, I'll bring a stainless steel cookie cutter and make other shapes, though with the squeeze bottle making some basic shapes wouldn't be too hard.

Rather then dipping prepped items in cheese, oil, chocolate, or broth (a la fondue), the prepped items are presented  in little gravy boats that allow you to choose whether to cook with them or use them as topping. So you can choose whether to put your nuts in the batter as it cooks, or top them after they are done. Besides nuts like hazelnuts and walnuts, there are also various meats (sausage or bacon), fruits, compotes (orange-ginger marmalade, lemon curd), etc. Honestly, at a $1 for each of these they are making a nice profit, but it's not like I would do this as an everyday breakfast destination.

 

 

 

 

 

The pancakes themselves… they were ok. I was expecting amazing batter, but it was average. If the pancakes are supposed to be a blank canvas for excellent add-ins, this might be ok. The toppings were just so-so- nothing that made you just go "oooo". If they wanted me to feel like I was getting more amazing experience then if just not having to put together these ingredients at home, I would have liked to see them branch out to some really amazing ingredients I could have added to my pancake. Maybe unusual flavored butters, seasonal ingredients like squash, or something that I might not think to try, like ricotta or a  cup of cereal for crunch with your pancake (rice krispies? granola?). I'll go a little more into ideas in a bit. But, overall, the experience was still entertainingly daytime fun without the commitment of a heavy meal like the traditional do-it-yourself restaurant types as mentioned earlier. I still like the concept a lot.

The stand-out turned out to be the bar. That's right, alcohol can totally be part of your start of the day. I saw the "Whiskey for Breakfast" and Slappy Screw (a twist on the screwdriver but with cinnamon), but opted for the Red Slappy (a red bloody mary- they also have a green version). It packed a good lil kick with spice, and most importantly, along with the usual celery stick, you can also add a slice of bacon to go in the drink. This was awesome. The bar offerings alone are going to bring me back to Slappy Cakes. Next time I might try the pancakes as a shared side though- because I did miss having a sunny side up egg to use my pancake to sop yolk with. I can imagine this place being absolutely packed on the weekends, so I'll just slide up to the cheerful bar. If they could (similar to what Orange in Chicago had) to let people make their own mixes of fruit drinks (i.e. you check a little sheet, a la sushi sheets, of what kinds of fruit you want blended together), that would be so killer.

 

 

 

 

 

Slappy Cakes has a lot of potential: a great concept. But in my opinion, they need to step it up taste-wise if they want to be more then a trendy stop for the short-term as people try the new idea of going out for a pancakebreakfast out (rather then doing this at home). But, if the taste isn't upgraded, the novelty will fade, and I'd hate to see this be gone when it can be so much more and be incredible if they just elevate the breakfast a bit more. After all, that's what Orange in Chicago did- they brought people in with the concept of breakfast sushi- but people stayed because of the chef's flavor profiles. I still remember those delicious pancake flights (a simple idea, but executed so well that I kept going back to see their new flight of the day. They remain my favorite breakfast place that I have ever experienced). This is something Slappy Cakes could potentially put together. For instance, 3 of the pancake flights I had that I remember- I realize these have multiple ingredients but they could "recommend" certain gourmet combinations to try (and price it up accordingly), or just have some of these as individual toppings people can put together on their own: 

  • theme Nuts: Salted Cashews with caramelized bananas and cocoa
  • theme Nuts: pistachio dust with dried cranberries and white truffle honey
  • theme Nuts: chestnut puree with stewed huckleberries
  • theme Nuts: roasted lady apples with hazelnuts and brandy
  • theme Strawberry: Strawberry-orange & star anise marmalade with toasted almond and orange flower anglaise
  • theme Strawberry: nutella cakes with creamed strawberries garnished with toasted hazelnuts
  • theme Strawberry: strawberry, orange, and candied fennel salad
  • theme Strawberry: roasted strawberries, pineapples, and blueberries with basil syrup
  • theme Wine:Merlot marinated pan roasted pineapple, topped with chocolate mousse and grape marmalade,
  • theme Wine: butter roasted granny smith apples served with Chardonnay cream sauce and vanilla syrup
  • theme Wine: Port poached pears served with hazelnut cream anglaise and Port reduction garnished with candied walnuts
  • theme Wine: Champagne poached strawberries served with strawberry cream anglaise dressed with champagne sabayon and jullianed strawberries.

You get the idea. In fact, with some of these components they can easily move their average per person list of toppings to go with their pancakes to more then they pay for the batter. I don't think Slappy Cakes should incorporate much else- in the end Orange's ever-expanding menu started to degrade the quality of their breakfast experience- but they could certainly elevate the pancake. After all, that's worked for some of the best and famous food carts of Portland (waffles, frites, grilled cheese, burritos, etc) to get a foodie following. The number of additional "other" stuff they already have on their menu would probably suffice- though I'll have to go back to taste-test them.  

Meanwhile, Lentil Garden offers something unusual which I tried: uttapam. Uttapam is a savory, rice and lentil based pancake essentially, and fried on a griddle with items such as (in my sampler) tomato, onions, carrots, and/or chilis. Their utappam is served with sambar, coconut chutney and tomato chutney. I wanted to drink my coconut chutney down it was so good. I didn't need to because I wiped it clean with my uttapam.

 

 So as you can see, I had some great pancakes recently. 🙂

Edit 2011: It looks like Slappy Cakes has upped the number of interesting ingredients a customer can order to put in their pancakes now, allowing for a much more personalized experience per person that might be harder to create at home unless you invest in a big buffet of both savory and sweet ingredients. They also are offering more pancake batter flavors that vary seasonally. However, they've also decided to focus mainly on breakfast/brunch now, so no more happy hour or afternoon pancakes past 3pm. Check out this video demo!

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Sushi and Sammies – Mio Sushi and 50 Plates

I had a sushi dinner on Tuesday night at this place called Mio Sushi. I always pass it on the way home- it's the next stop on the Max line, and I have also seen it in the Pearl, and haven't had sushi in a long time. I ordered the Dynamite- a baked scallop, octopus, giant clam, mushroom, green onion, onion and masago in a special mayo sauce and sweet sauce dish, as well as two rolls and one premium sushi. I didn't even bother photographing the Dynamite because as soon as I saw it, I realized it was a mess. It was more onion then any seafood, and it was just drowned in sauce. I love that sauce, and it was even way too much for me in sickly sweetness.

The rolls were ok- the salmon on the Oregon roll (which also had asparagus and crab) was so much better then the roll I would peel it off just to eat it plain sashimi style. The crunchy roll was ok but would have been better if served immediately to show off the crunch. In the back, the premium sushi of eel with special salmon was pretty good, but only two pieces.

My Sammies lunch at 50 Plates fortunately made up for the disappointment. I had a pretty simple lunch ordering off of their Sammies list with fries. The Lil Kahuna Burger of Kobe beef, Canadian bacon, pineapple, and a teriyaki glaze was really good- I saved it for my last bite. I had high hopes for my other sammie of Roscoes, but the crispy fried chicken on a waffle with coffee maple drizzle wasn't crispy at all. The drizzle was more of a glaze and was definitely tasty, but the waffle and chicken needed that crispness of texture. The fries and homemade ketchup were fine sides for the sammies. I finished off with oatmeal creams, hoping for warm soft cookies with the goey marshmellow creme middle… and only the middle was true. The cookies themselves had good taste but were hard.

Still, I'll go again- there were several other things on the menu I wanted to try, including a chicken and fennel mac and cheese, a miami special sandwich with mojo pork and gruyere, and turducken salad. Taste-wise and presentation wise everything was great- though execution was a bit lacking, at least at this lunchtime visit. Maybe it would be different on another visit- I'm willing to give them that chance.

 

 

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A Braised Lunch

Recent deliciousness in my life, which has been few because of the inside and outside work on the house. I hope to amend that soon now that that days are colder and darker- need something to keep me happy through the winter!

Casa Del Matador’s Braised Carnitas plate offers a huge big enough for two slow-cooked pork shoulder with orange, allspice, cinnamon and bay leaves- it is just as tender and juicy but with a subtle twist as it sounds. Served with rice, black beans, and your choice of corn or flour tortillas and the usual side fixings of sour cream, guac, tomato salsa… seriously though, you really only need the meat and rice. And maybe some sort of tequila beverage

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A gooey black and tan brownie

The brownie was served hot and gooey with a generous scoop of vanilla and some artful drizzle… at the Mc Menamins Market Street Pub's just a handful of blocks away. Service as always was slow and very laid back, and this particular one at the PSU campus has lots of students, but as long as you go in there with that in mind, they have a good happy hour with the prices on their food.

 

 

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